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Apr 12

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Please caption this boring drawing, in the comments section below or tweet your caption to @BECKintl, and have the chance to win a superb art quality print of the cartoon featuring your caption. Contest lasts till Sunday (17th). Thanks for join in and good luck!

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about 1 year ago comedyfish (Twitter) responded:

When I said I wanted "you to come into my deep end", I meant...

about 1 year ago rumplestimpskin (Twitter) responded:

So let me get this straight... I'm supposed to be Leda here?

about 1 year ago rumplestimpskin (Twitter) responded:

No wonder you take so long in there, you keep playing with yourself!

about 1 year ago Alan_Machnik (Twitter) responded:

Look...my pants are down.

about 1 year ago tealadies (Twitter) responded:

"Oooh Jeff, you look kinda different tonight. Did you get a hair cut?"

about 1 year ago tealadies (Twitter) responded:

Well, honey, you said to wear a rubber?

about 1 year ago anna_borowski (Twitter) responded:

What?! You said we should experiment with toys!

about 1 year ago Homophoniac (Twitter) responded:

Ohhhhh, now I see. You WON a DUCK.

about 1 year ago rumplestimpskin (Twitter) responded:

Homophoniac wins hahaha =D

about 1 year ago GWG74 (Twitter) responded:

Donald's nephew had known hard times before, bur this was a new low

about 1 year ago gdorean (Twitter) responded:

Honey, I think you'll find I actually wanted a proper fuck.

about 1 year ago DavieLegend (Twitter) responded:

Boris, I don't love you anymore

about 1 year ago SayMwahh (Twitter) responded:

Yeah, I said I wanted to eat *at* The Fat Duck.

about 1 year ago DavieLegend (Twitter) responded:

You should use a condom, I don't want to catch flotation AIDS

about 1 year ago _barks (Twitter) responded:

Really Edward, these modern water beds are perfectly safe.

about 1 year ago @Bramblymouse responded:

Harold vastly overestimated his ability to make a woman wet.

about 1 year ago CennerHice (Twitter) responded:

What the duck?

about 1 year ago CennerHice (Twitter) responded:

That bird in your hands is NOT going near my bush?

about 1 year ago iamchads (Twitter) responded:

You and your sex toys. How are we paying for that?" "Don't worry, I thought I'd stick it on the bill.

about 1 year ago iamchads (Twitter) responded:

Ok Fritz, I take the hint. But if you wanted a blowjob, you only had to ask.

about 1 year ago beckintl responded:

@duffaSteve
No love I didn't say "take a shower and I might give you a quick duck".

@W_Brimley
"When you said you wanted me to play with your rubber ducky, I wasn't expecting this"

@fowget
"When I sad I wanted you to be more like an animal in bed, that is not what I had in mind"

@fletcherchriss
'That wasn't what I meant when I said to wear a rubber in bed Dear'

@fowget
"I didn't say I wanted a damn good duck"

@CaptainLimey
"So...can we assume my Rabbit is in the oven?"

@theglorymill
"and you call yourself a wildlife expert"

@alienonline
"I see it's going to be a double bill tonight!"

@wo0
'I'm going to duck you like you've never been ducked before'

@vinharris
Leave the Toilet Duck where you found it.

@Your_Gran
I know you're game, but it's not funny, it's foul.

@ScurrilousFacts
"I said I like DINGY sex, you idiot."

@woodbers
New brand of Rubber, Ducky?

@mabsdoss
"I thought you said you fancied a duck in the bathroom?"

@lastgreypoet
Frank, put your goddamn hearing aid in.

@splattermac
Are you wearing my Chanel number 5? Whatta you mean it's been done ;)

@splattermac
it's no use moonwalking into the bathroom like I haven't noticed

@Dai_Happy
For God's sake Roger, put that bloke back where you found him and get to bed.

@splattermac
I can feel its eyes upon me. Can you not put a sock over its head?

@splattermac
a man of few words. Clive accuses Margaret of wetting the bed in his own inimitable way.

@splattermac
Frank, you're sleep-quacking again

@EggShapes
Man to prostitute "Do I have to pay for this or can I just put it on the bill?"

@EggShapes
"George? Are you ready?" "Oh yeah. I have a mallard-on."

@EggShapes
"George. We need to talk" "Not now honey. I'm dancing" "I want a divorce"

@EggShapes
"Must I choose between you and the duck?" "Not now George. I'm getting my t*ts sucked by a polar bear."

@EggShapes
I get no luck. I wanted to f*ck maybe a suck. Left with a duck..... That was my attempt at a haiku.

about 1 year ago beckintl responded:

@splattermac
Bernard couldn't forget the time the waterbed burst!

@splattermac
her "no running, no bombing, and no weeing in the bed"

@CyrilCacoethes
"Mike... MIKE! There's a fat naked man stuck to your arse! What the fuck is WRONG with you…?!"

@CennerHice
"Oh, Cedwick. But I thought you wanted to fill my quack"

@Mishimoto76
"what should I do with this condom?" "put it on the bill"

@NLFG
"You must be quackers if you think I'm letting you touch me wearing that"

@splattermac
Margaret hated theme nights. Especially as her back was still hurting from last week's "Wrestlemania"

@splattermac
her: are you sure this man you met in the bushes with the binoculars and duck call was a RELATE councillor?

@mulyadi
Where did you get that new condom?

@alexabrown
I'm really not sure about these novelty condoms. Are you trying to duck fatherhood? Because this does not fit the bill!

about 1 year ago @alienonline (Twitter) responded:

Can you turn the light off Tom? Nothing puts me off like a Peking duck.

about 1 year ago wwodb (Twitter) responded:

No, I said Dogging.

about 1 year ago beckintl responded:

@EggShapes
George, we've been through this. If you want to be taken seriously as a Super Hero, you'll have to change your costume.

about 1 year ago beckintl responded:

I’m so impressed with all the 7th Caption Contest submissions I got, thank you all participants for your great captions.
Tonight the judges named @alienonline "Can you turn the light off, Tom? Nothing puts me off like a Peking duck." being third-placed, @_barks "Really Edward, these modern water beds are perfectly safe." being runner-up, and on 1st place we have @iamchads "Ok Fritz, I take the hint. But if you wanted a blowjob, you only had to ask."
Congratulations to the winners and many thanks to the judges. More details on this blog tomorrow.

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